The ephemeral nature of trends leaves us all asking the question “is this thing I’m doing very lame?” and luckily, I know the answer every fucking time. So let’s go.
OUT
Saying stuff like “I wish it wasn’t societally frowned upon to go trick or treating as an adult” girlie please. You wanna prowl the night with a group of 8 year olds, begging old people for candy that you could just buy at a store while keeping your dignity. This is PEAK Disney Adult behavior.
Hating on candy corn. It’s not supposed to be good, dummy. It’s for aesthetic.
Going as a hot person to a costume party. By all means, indulge in your sexualized Halloween costumes. If you want to show some ass, show some ass, but by Jove you will have a theme! Otherwise you’re a dork lol sorry you failed remedial feminism 101.
Doing couples costumes with your significant other (I’m not bitter I love people who are in love)
IN
Being messy during Scorpio season. I know this is a shocking thing for me, a pantheon of rationality, to say but if you’re not playing Russian Roulette with your life under a Scorpio Moon, you don’t even understand me.
Dune, which is actually so in right now that it’s getting a Sequel. Not to sort of take partial credit for this, but I will, thanks.
Throwing parties and referring to them as “Productions” because that’s what they should be
Appropriately themed charcuterie (you know i love a theme)
Talking about your feelings
Elaborate concept costumes that no one understands until you tell them but that you look hot in regardless
I can’t think of anything more but I leave you with these reflective words of wisdom and action: