be careful what you wish for
While I was fighting for my life on my way to work this morning (see: rain, see: people driving worse than I normally do), I had a thought. I forgot what that was because almost immediately I had to swerve out of the way of someone who cut across two entire lanes right before a red light while I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. I greeted my first patient today with “Treacherous morning, we’re having.” Deep inside my bones, I wish to never have to drive again. I finished Squid Game last night and now I’m one inconvenience away from quitting my job and ruining my life. One of my coworkers told me that her crazy fantasy is to be fired while she is on vacation out of the country later this month. That is a normal I think.
It’s November randomly and that means that Scorpio season is at it’s apex. I know this because multiple people in my life are wilding out with no thoughts just vibes. Before you point the finger, I admit that I advised people to do just that in last week’s post, so I suppose it could be my fault. In my defense, I’d been re-watching season 2 of Fleabag and got to that episode (yes, yes, that episode) so I really could not be trusted. So yes, I said:
But just this once, I’d like to not take credit.
By the way, I’m soliciting questions again for the advice column post that will be out in probably a couple weeks. So send them HERE.